you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
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I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
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Sorry my hands just texted you
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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