I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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