Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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