Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
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I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
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He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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