You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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