I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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