Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
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I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
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Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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