Where is the hickey?
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
Randomize
