if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
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