Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
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Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
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I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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