I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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