soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
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Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
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He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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