we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
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