I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
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Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
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I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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