I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
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Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
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Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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