if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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