So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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