sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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