We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
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Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
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Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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