Porn is love you can see.
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
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New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
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During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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