Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
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My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
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I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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