Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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