Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
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I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
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So much rum. So many feels.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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