Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
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I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
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We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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