A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.