ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
Boobs are out for the taking
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
Sex while Star Warsing is the best