i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I won't apologize to a one balled man
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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