Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
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You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
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Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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