Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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