if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
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look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
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Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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