what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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