Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
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I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
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Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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