whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
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I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
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SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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