I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
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Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
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It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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