The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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