i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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