Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
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I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
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Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
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