Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
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Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
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Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
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