Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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