Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
True but thats because hes a fetus.
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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