Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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