You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
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The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
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Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
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