Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
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My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
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Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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