Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
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I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
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So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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