Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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