I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
why is half of my head shaved?
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