Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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