I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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