You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
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about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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