Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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