Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
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some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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