you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
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Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
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Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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