Swine flu. Run for my life!
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
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When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
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I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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