oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
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