oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
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It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
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I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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