she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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