There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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