Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
We left an ass print on the piano.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
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