Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
I seem to have left my pride at pride
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
the raccoons are back...
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